ong Back!!!!! or is he?

well well well....he's back!!! in POG FORM!!!!

A long time between blog entries. A lot has happened...not much of it worth writing about! so ill inform you on some of the more interesting events in the past couple months (most of it will probably involve food)


dont ever work at woolworths. i need sats off to play soccer. and i was told to do this i have to write to the store manager. so i do that...next week the roster comes out and IM STILL ROSTERED ON SATS. now what teh hell is the point of following the proper procedure if it doenst make a difference. the stupid morons at my store wont hire new staff because htey say it costs them too much to train the new staff. now the people who have done the induction day at woolworths will know why. BECAUSE ITS 8 (PAID) HOURS OF ABSOLUTE CRAP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!. i hate woolworths...an example of how stupid they are is they dont have cameras down aisle 2...THE LOLLY AND CHOCOLATE AISLE!!! well done woolworths...ill fill in there...FILL MY STOMACH WITH YOUR CHOCOLATE!!!!!!!!
ps. dave...transfer me to athelstone...ill be good.
could anyone imagine working with buck? id be tempted to throw a can of dog food at his head.
dave told me he caught buck gnawing on one of the shelves the other night at work

now onto the most important matter. FOOD.
during my days on this earth i aim to find the best most cheapest food. a contradiction of terms u might say. well i say good day to you sir.
while wandering thru hindley street with rashi we came across the arcade where that shitty Shin-shitty-tokyo is. just past it is a asian food place. this is where i found it
DIM SIMS FOR 80 CENTS EACH !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
OH BABY
SHAUN INDICATING HE CANT BELIEVE IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
now this arent youre regular fish and chip dim sims....they are the round ones with the crispy batter and the nice fatty meat inside.OH BABY!!!
many a dim SIM ( GET IT BUCK) will be consumed there....(nudge nudge wink wink) ;) ;)
not sure whre that camr from. sorry buck.. nudge

in indoor soccer news real madras won a close encounter against undecided 4-3 with innamorati facing disciplinary action for a non appearance due to mama's day commitments and wankov went keeper due to brian disapearing off the face of the earth. wankov keeping skills also now includes the regular saving the ball with his face at least a couple times a game and blinding himself for the next hour.
speaking of blindess ROB GET SOME FREAKING CONTACTS. rob insists every week playing indoor blind without glasses or contacts. rob also went keeper in a real madras scratch match with hillarious results. while emil uses his croat face in kamikazi style, rob shields his beautiful moisturised face and crawls into a ball. i bet if it the ball was an icepack you wouldbt be so afraid.
iron chefs lost for the 3rd week in a row. the highlight was buck beavering in goals like it was the last wood he would ever gnaw.

in closing you would think that since i last blogged something interesting would have happened in my life. well at least im glad ive wasted 5 mins of youre life.

My closing interesting fact:
Did you know buckheads birthname is Michelle?
yes thats right...'he' is really a girl...

JUST LIKE CIARRA....TAKE THAT BALESTRIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
yeh i love the way she one two steps LIKE A FREAKING MAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

when will the funnies ever end...