Ode to Maynard James Keenan

Certain 'other' blogs which will remain nameless have recently expressed their hate of certain musicians. This certain GREEK individual says they are too 'emo' and the lyrics make no sense. What he fails to include though is his hero is Maynard James Keenan. Now for all the unenlightened non-TOOL fans out there, he is the 'singer' for TOOL ( or if he had his way 'The Flaming Turds'.





Here is he...I also like to dress is my lingerie as well. It's cool





Yiros boy says that Chilli Peppers make no sense and Metallica are just another form of 'emoooo'. Also he says Chilli Willy lyrics make no sense. Well i say that Maynard James Faggot is king of both. Not only is he forever down about the world (cheer up Jamsey):

"I'm shameless, nameless, nothing, and noone now.But my soul must be iron for my fear is naked.I'm naked and fearless.But I'm dead inside.You see.. shit adds up, now I'm dead inside.Hatred, weakness, and guilt keep me aliveat the bottom."

Tool fans will swallow anything he has to say..heres hows riot4life interpreted the Enlightened Souls lyrics:
"and what a true statement.....shit adds up at the bottom. What happens when u don't clean ur pool? SHIT ADDS UP AT THE BOTTOM!!!! What happens when u never flush ur toilet for months? SHIT ADDS UP AT THE BOTTOM!!! "

But who am i in this world...anyone painted in blue must be right.





Another example of Rodney Maynard's lyrics:

"I'm blue ba da ba dee da ba dye ba da ba dee da ba dye ba da ba dee ba ba dyeI'm blue ba da ba dee da ba dye ba da ba dee da ba dye ba da ba dee ba ba dye"

My next post will focus on a real man: