Saturday night's a great night for football!!!!
Anyone remember that song???
Good times...
Anyway this Saturday night, come round to my place for fun and festivities...if you are reading this then you are invited (especially bonnie!)
Anyhoo i have no idea what we are going to do or anything but im sure it will sort itself out...it always does..
ALSO a latest addition to my blog is a caption competition.
The prize: Bucky
What is Buck trying to say!?!
posted by Shaun at 11:12 PM
40 Comments:
Hey Rob, if you wanna spew...you gotta do it like this
August 19, 2005 12:35 AM
Derr, I'm the Captain
August 19, 2005 12:35 AM
im going to kill you shaun
August 19, 2005 1:04 AM
either that or tell bonnie the address for ur blog
August 19, 2005 1:05 AM
Guys THIS IS HOW YOU DEEPTHROAT.
August 19, 2005 8:51 AM
"Is it just me or is my tongue abnormally large in comparison to the rest of my body?"
August 19, 2005 10:23 PM
"Hey..... Guys"
August 19, 2005 11:13 PM
"When I consume all these beverages, I'll finally have the confidence to ask John to dance with me."
August 19, 2005 11:23 PM
Excellent
I'll make the flight from America to attend your "Gathering", only to get jabbed up the ass by a fag fest party.
Thanks for the invite Shaun, but i'll pass.
Looks like Anil has got his hands full with the above post.
Anil, it's concerning that you need booze to make up for your lack of confidence to get laid with "john".
Your a very insecure person
Let me suggest that you should drink all the booze you can find, pass out and then get ass-handled by John. Maybe after a few times you'll gather up the courage to "do it" sober.
Hang in there
Shaun, we had our little discusion cut short on rob's bullshit page.
Nice site Shaun, however it's distrubing to note that your black and gay.
How is Rob?
Hello Rob, how are u?
Luv Bonnie
August 20, 2005 12:01 AM
Excellent
I'll make the flight from America to attend your "Gathering", only to get jabbed up the ass by a fag fest party.
Thanks for the invite Shaun, but i'll pass.
Looks like Anil has got his hands full with the above post.
Anil, it's concerning that you need booze to make up for your lack of confidence to get laid with "john".
Your a very insecure person
Let me suggest that you should drink all the booze you can find, pass out and then get ass-handled by John. Maybe after a few times you'll gather up the courage to "do it" sober.
Hang in there
Shaun, we had our little discusion cut short on rob's bullshit page.
Nice site Shaun, however it's distrubing to note that your black and gay.
How is Rob?
Hello Rob, how are u?
Luv Bonnie
August 20, 2005 12:01 AM
Gnaw!
August 20, 2005 12:28 AM
gday bonnie
welcome to my site!
August 20, 2005 2:36 AM
I have narrowed the search down......Bonnie = Ashley Leach
irrefutable proof as follows
Bonnie = Gay
Leach = Gay
August 20, 2005 6:19 PM
Bonnie,
The arse handler here (aka. John "you can only fuck him when your drunk"). It's interesting to note that your from the States. I must say it should have dawned on us earlier- through your writing (crap might I add) you come across as the typical stereotyped American- bigoted, self centred, racist, homophobic and I bet your fat, have an enviable collection of trucker's caps and spend your weekends waging war against third world countries.
Despite my clear heterosexuality (clear to those who know me), I think I would do you Bonnie, up the arse- just to teach you a lesson. You'd love it wouldn't you? I bet it'd only take a few Bud lites (the most piss weak American shit beer in the world) to get you randy. Is this where your obvious issues come from? Sex obviously has something to do with them, perhaps you were gang raped by the KKK? a troupe of evangelists?
Regards (go drown yourself)
"The arse handler"
August 20, 2005 7:49 PM
Hey Bonnie!
August 20, 2005 7:55 PM
Hello all.
I would like to get one thing straight.
Shaun and Anil seem like cool people. Actually thank you for welcoming me onto your site.
The reason why I'm giving them so much shit is because they were defending ROB on his web site.
The fact of the matter is:
I posted some crap about Rob on his site and I wanted Rob to defend himself. I wanted him to analyze what I had written
and post a clever response that attacked my character.
In essence I wanted him to grow some fucking balls and take control of the situation. If he had done this I most certainly would have stop and congratulated him.
By taking down my posts:
(to which i don't care as the posts are read by the people that they are aimed at and therefore "etched" into memory)
By replying with piss weak phrases "I'm not a fag"
"your a fucking loser"
Rob, there is no SUBSTANCE in your argument. Carefully read what I say, find a weakness and attack it.
This doesn't happen by taking down your site.
This sends out a clear message that your scared.
Why should you be scared of me Rob? I mean you no harm. Grow some fucking balls.
Friends are rightfully allowed to defend you, but there comes a time when you have to defend yourself.
With that said
Chateau Oil, AKA FUCK FACE
Your pissed with me cos I used your name to post on Rob's site.
Note: I only used your name randomly/by chance. Actually I'm glad that I did use your name. I was actually thinking about posting "I've had enough, I'm thinking about ending it all" but I'm not that much of a cunt.
John AKA "arse handler"
Yes I am American. No I've never been raped by the KKK. I know you would jump at the chance to RAPE me in the ass.
This is why I didn't want to go Shaun's party.
Do you enjoy raping people in the ass. Does it get you "off"
I can understand why Anil would need booze to help with the pain. Cos your a violent ass fucking fag that gets more excited by the sent of blood and the sensation of ripping into some poor fellows asshole. Your a sick fuck
Hey Rob
When's the new web site gonna be online?
Luv Bonnie
August 20, 2005 11:19 PM
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August 21, 2005 12:38 AM
Bonnie,
Really......you're not funny at all, nor are you insults in any way clever or amusing.
It's clear that there is something terribly amiss with you (I think you've seen the movie "Saw" one too many times.....) but we won't even go there.
And this whole thing you make about 'testing' Rob - for fuck's sake - just leave him and us alone. I don't know what you're thinking in that sick, little twisted mind of yours or what you're trying to achieve exaclty - you may feel these mind games you're playing give you a sense of power (probably trying to compensate for your utter failure as a human being in every other aspect of your life) - but you're only deluding yourself.
Rob is 1,000,000 times the man (or whatever the fuck it is you are anyway) you will ever be - which is why he has something you don't have - they're called 'friends'. You probably don't know what that feels like, but if you insult one of us - you're insulting all of us - and there's no way we're gonna sit around and let some stupid dumb shit god damn motherfucker bad mouth our friend!!
So take that, faggot!!
DONE AND DONE!
And I'm not replying to you anymore so I don't care what you post. Go get a life and stop posting here, or else go and find somewhere else to play your demented parlour games (there are plenty of other deranged individuals in the US who enjoy that stuff, you'll fit right in).
Jebi se, kurva!
Tom
August 21, 2005 3:00 AM
Hey Bonnie,
Kudos on your analysis of the situation. However, by your remaining anonymous the irony of it all was somewhat obvious.
Therefore, to quote your humble self, "Grow some fucking balls."
Anyways you're a waste of space and time, see you in the next.
Love,
Chateau Oli, aka Fuck Face
August 21, 2005 3:28 AM
I found a picture of Bonnie!!! I was trying to think what pathetic friendless loser would live their life through the net hoping for any form of human contact.
Best photo ever!!!
bonnie's portrait
August 21, 2005 3:58 AM
I would just like to say hi and ask that you return the visit if you have the chance. Thank You!
The AdSense Guy
August 21, 2005 4:14 AM
Bonnie taking it up the arse
August 21, 2005 4:54 AM
Back to school. It is time to go back to school.
August 21, 2005 5:03 AM
"Shaun and Anil seem like cool people. Actually thank you for welcoming me onto your site."
hahaha hey bonnie fuck off, i dont like you!
your argument is so stupid. you are telling rob to grow some balls and defend himself...defend himself against what???? all youve said is he is a fag...wow big deal. grow up
the funny thing is you have achieved nothing. you havent offended rob. you havent offended any of us. its all quite amusing really...
its pretty obvious you know rob so stop being such a gutless wank hiding behind your computer screen and say it all to robs face.
take your own advice and grow some balls
August 21, 2005 8:30 AM
Meh,
Shaun like iv'e said before, you don't have an opinion because your black. Actually you might even be cocco, but still black enough not to voice an opinion.
Yes, I have offended Rob. He's too scared to defend HIMSELF.
Fine:
Name: Bonnie Hubbard
Address:
2100 Guadalupe
Austin, TX 68705
Phone: 512-474-6632
Give a call, esspecially you Rob- I would like to know why your site is down. I would like to know your story....the day Rob got rapped by Shaun and the ass fucking gang.
Sorry Rob to hear that your life went down hill from that point. Give me a call there's stil hope for you.
luv Bonnie
August 21, 2005 6:15 PM
Bonnie,
If your going to post useless crap then at least get the spelling right, otherwise you leave yourself open to misinterpretation. For instance:
"Sent" should have been "Scent"
"Rapped" should have been "Raped"- "Rapped" is what Eminem did in the past tense (from the verb "To rap"). Speaking of Eminem, why don't you go develop a sleeping pill addiction and do us all a favour.
2/10 more work needed, see me for a spanking.
John "The arse handler"
August 21, 2005 8:18 PM
Hi John
I wouldn't be able to trust you with a spanking. All that spanking will get you in the "mood", and you'll probably get violent again like what happened with Rob. Poor Rob. He took some sleeping pills from John and was subsequently pounded for 8hrs. John, why do you intend to keep Rob as your sex toy? He has the right to SPEAK UP and tell you that he doesn't want to be your 3 times a week stress release.
Actually what a great post john! It's the type of posting that I would have expected from Rob. That Rob.
Luv Bonnie
August 21, 2005 8:48 PM
Interesting to note the obsession that most of you have developed regarding this mysterious Bonnie...
Perhaps a more subtle ignoring type approach would be more appropriate
August 21, 2005 9:45 PM
CHRIS IS BONNIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
done and done
bonnie your payouts are really really really bad. id say theyre below buckys 'running scared' jokes.
try and be original.
keep trying and keep smiling. the most important thing is you try.
August 21, 2005 10:36 PM
Yes it's chris.
So you've finally found me out.
Oh well. I tried to get my point across.
Rob, you can put your site back up
I promise not to bother you again.
August 22, 2005 3:03 AM
Whither the Yuan?
The Scrabble Guy: Stefan Fatsis recounts his struggles to escape the third division in his first dispatch from the 2005 National Scrabble Championship in Reno.
Wow! That is great! Your Blog has been bookmark!
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August 22, 2005 3:10 AM
So you have a visitor coming your way. I read these things. :)
hydrocodone
August 22, 2005 3:38 AM
Bonnie why did u lie about ur address? I thought u had balls. or at least tits. probably neither.
so did u lie or are you too dumb to remember your address?
August 22, 2005 7:40 AM
Gee that shut u up didnt it. Its been like 4 days and still no reply. COME BACK!! No wait, i mean... STAY THE FUCK OUT U DUMB BITCH.
August 25, 2005 2:54 AM
LOL, so very lame.... What is this, some kind of 'Fight Club'/'take it upon yourself to make the world a better place one rob at a time'? I mean, really, who are you to judge Rob's character over the internet! HAHA, who are you to judge character, better yet who are you to judge? I mean you dont even know rob! Ohh no wait, YOU DO! Which makes you even more gutless because you didnt have the testicular fortitude as previously mentioned to bring this up to his face. Instead you had to do it on the net, using an annonymous alias and character.
Who are you to judge? I mean, either way you're gutless, on the net and off.
You proclaim a rebuttal of an argument, and yet your best has been "You're black and gay". Hehehe, you see, that's funny to us, because we use it too!
None of this really matters to us at all, really. We see each-other several times a week, we go out and have fun, and then we seldomly decide to check the updates on our friends blogs. And what have we here? something interesting? Hahah, you see, this... you will soon blow over and we'll move onto something else to bitch about, but its all friendly banter, we could care less how deprived your sexlife is... its funny for us to spend a short amount of time each week to verbally kick the shit out of you. Really it is. I've only just joined this debate because.. well I was bored.
What is truely sad is that you spend a large amount of time devising new ways to 'annoy' rob, or various others on the net. Please, go outside, get some sun on that skin, listen to some good music, seek the sexual comfort of your teddy bear, whatever. Then when you've creamed poor Mr Biggie (as Im sure he is affectionately called) come back, and give us some more funny... well they're not really funny to be honest.. I mean, but we laugh and reply to see what sort of response we get from you.
This really hasnt taken me long to write, and in closing Im indifferent about your expected response. Your life, your pseudo-existance both virtual and in reality really have no impact on our lives in the long run. But friends do, and thats why we keep coming back.
Cheer up dude, only you really think what you've done here is some sort of accomplishment. Who really got taken for a ride here?
That is all.
August 25, 2005 7:15 AM
who are they to judge? perhaps they are marcia hines, which i guess would give them some sort of standing. But on the other hand, they are probably not. in either case, i really hate that skanky hoe
August 26, 2005 12:01 AM
Pod gets the nod from politicians
Politicians are still more likely to knock on your door than your desktop but with an election looming, several are proving to be in touch with the times by getting in on internet podcasting.
Hey, you have a great blog here! I'm definitely going to bookmark you!
I have a internet biz site/blog. It pretty much covers internet biz related stuff.
Come and check it out if you get time :-)
August 26, 2005 12:04 AM
Are you fucking retarded?! Seriously, did you even think about reading any of the above posts? No one gives a shit about podcasting you fucking twat, so piss off. Bookmark my black arse
August 26, 2005 12:32 AM
anil said:
"Are you fucking retarded?! Seriously, did you even think about reading any of the above posts? No one gives a shit about podcasting you fucking twat, so piss off. Bookmark my black arse"
nitch ive got a feeling that thats an auotmatically generated comment. its just advertising. its like yelling at the tv screen when theres a crappy commercial on. they cant here you.
however ur touch of "bookmark my black arse" was genius.
August 27, 2005 6:58 AM
This blog was supposed to close 2 weeks ago, close this blog. CLOSE IT I SAY!!!!!
September 19, 2005 10:00 AM
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